Guest Blog by an Escapee from the Mental Hospital Who Is Wandering Around at the Beginning of the Movie Halloween

What should I do now???

Well. I guess we are free to roam about the grounds now, aren’t we? That nice Michael Myers chap seems to have orchestrated a nice little outing for us, hasn’t he? I am not quite sure what to do with my sudden and unexpected freedom. And, I am not quite dressed to be outside. It is a bit chilly out, especially in this hospital gown, and especially with this rain coming down. I wonder what Michael was thinking? He always was such a quiet person. Oh, there he is now, jumping on the roof of that car. I bet that woman was surprised! She jumped out of the car quickly enough. Oh, what fun! What a prankster he is.

I shall never forget the look on that guard chap’s face when Michael dragged him into that janitor’s closet. I’m sure he used that opportunity to politely ask if we could all go outside. Such a nice man. Where did he learn to drive, I wonder? He looks to be doing a bang-up job at it, wherever he learned. I wonder what he’ll do now. Perhaps he’s off to Haddonfield — I hear that’s where he’s from. Such a nice little town, except for that dreadful business there a few years ago, with people getting killed and all. I wonder if he has family there? I’m sure they’ll be delighted to see him. Who doesn’t look forward to a nice family reunion?

Oh, my. Not sure that Cannibal Jake should be out. Now that is one young man with anger issues! I have to admit he was a little scary even to me. Well, there he goes!

Ah, well. Perhaps I shall head back to my old hometown. I wonder how that UPS man is doing that I had trapped in my basement?