Guest Blog by Someone Who Whispers Through the Whole Movie

Who was that chicken that was running for president?

Now who is that guy again? That guy’s brother? Wait, that doesn’t make any sense. Why would his brother be….oh. I see.

What was in that file? Why are they trying to get that file? But what does that have to do with him? Why would he care if she didn’t read it? Who uses paper and files anymore? Why didn’t they put that on the computer?

Now how did he do that? You can’t really do that. I don’t believe that. Are you kidding me? He would be dead for sure. Wait — who is that? Is that the guy’s brother? He looks just like that guy’s brother. But he’s not? Why would they get an actor that looks just like that other actor? Why would they do that? That’s just confusing.

Is that a ghost? Whose ghost is that? That woman? She went crazy and killed herself when I went out for popcorn? And her ghost is already haunting everyone? That was fast. I was only gone for a minute. She’s looking for that necklace? Why is that necklace so important?

Why is it so dark? I can’t see what is going on. Why don’t they use lights in these movies? “Hello, I’m a big famous director getting paid 10 million dollars but don’t want to bother using lights in my movie.” It’s just a movie — who wants to see what’s going on in it, anyway, right?

Why are they staying in that house with a ghost? Why would you do that? Why don’t you just leave? He’s scared of being fired if he leaves? What an idiot. That wouldn’t keep me in that house! I’d be like, “no way, boss man!”

How did they know to do that? Did I miss something? How did they know to look there for that? Well, there goes the file AND that guy’s brother…or whoever he was. Right into the ocean.

What was that movie about, again?