No, you can't claim your iguana as a dependent. But that was a great idea! I was worried about you all weekend. Really, I couldn't think of anything else. I was thinking about your tax return, and I really think we could do more for you. First of all, you...
This is the dude that invented the car. Pretty cool, huh? Wait, what class is this, again? The Huns were in charge of, like, the whole world or something. At least until Napoleon took them over. Then the pilgrims sent him, by train (because he invented the train, so it...
Does the wittle baby cop need a donut so he won’t be so grumpy? Your honor, it all started when this fine officer pulled me over (looking quite handsome in his uniform, I must say). I said to him, “Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you...
Squirrel or chipmunk? Please see my award-winning 4th grade essay that my mother won't shut up about. Here is my first blog...I hope my mother is happy. Yep. My mom said I should start a blog. That's what she said. Right after she asked, for the thirtieth time, "What is...
