Movie Madness: Hell House, LLC (parts 1 [2015], 2 [2018], and 3 [2019])

(Available on Tubi) Yes, I sat there and watched the whole trilogy. Wanna make something of it? Part 1 A group of young people arrive at the Abaddon Hotel, preparing to make it into a Halloween haunted house. Except creepy stuff starts happening long before the attraction is open to...

Movie Madness: Umma (2022)

(Available on Netflix) I can’t think of a good stinger for this one. Ha! (Get it? Bees, stinger??) Because this was made by a major studio and because it had actors in it I’ve actually heard of (well, two actors I’ve heard of), I had some high hopes for this...

Movie Madness: All Hallows’ Eve (2013)

(Available on Tubi) WTF is with clowns, anyway? Does anyone really like them? Why are they a thing?? A Maura-Tierney-looking lady is babysitting two bratty kids on Halloween night. In the bratty boy’s trick-or-treat bag there is a mysterious video tape, and he has no idea where it came from....

Movie Madness: Ouija (2014)

(Available on Netflix) I prefer to talk to the dead using Hungry Hungry Hippos. It starts out with these two little girls playing with a Ouija board. Debbie is the brave one and Laine is the skittish one. Then it shows them as teenagers. Debbie lives in the same house...

Movie Madness: Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)

(Available on Netflix) A movie made by Hasbro, the game company. Really! It starts out with a lady giving a psychic reading to an old man and a young lady, and you’re like, “Ah, crap, she’s totally scamming this old guy.” Then it turns out the lady saves the old...