Also, who moved this paper clip? Memo #465: To All Staff Re: Placement of pencils in office pencil cup Dear Staff, I have noticed of late that SOMEONE has not been paying proper attention to the manner in which pencils are being placed into the communal pencil cup. As you...
Dear Sirs, I write to you with concern for my owner. I suppose it all started a few days ago, when I sharpened my claws on her favorite (and brand new) chair. A perfectly normal thing to do, I’m sure you would agree. But for some reason this seemed to...
This is the worst Christmas Eve ever. Hey. I see you there. What is that you’re doing? Yeah, that’s what I thought you were doing. Who said you could do that? Why would you do that? You’d better put that down. Stop swinging it around! All of that stuff is...
