(Available on Prime) Full disclosure: just based on the description and the movie poster, I was already ready to declare this THE BEST MOVIE EVER – and I was right! We begin on a Christmas Eve in Europe. There are mall Santas sitting at a bar – or are they...
(Available on Prime) If you were just going by the title, would you guess this was a movie or story from a 4th grader? A cop is investigating a noise complaint in a house (where creepy opera music is playing). He walks around carefully, and when he comes to the...
(Available on Tubi) Why would anyone keep this doll in their house? The movie starts with a couple who is being tortured in their own home by a ghost or some such. An older lady comes in and says, “It’s not the house—it’s that doll!!!” Cut to that older lady...
(Available on Tubi) Which is scarier: a nun or a clown? We begin with a flashback (flash forward?) to the part in The Conjuring 2 when Lorraine Warren and her daughter see the Nun down the hallway (super creepy) and Lorraine is having visions of the Nun killing Ed. Then...
(Available on Amazon Prime) It’s about freaking time…. The movie opens with a teenage boy babysitting a little boy on Halloween night, a couple of years after the events of the last movie took place. The little boy is a horrible brat and gets what’s coming to him (are we...
(Available on Amazon Prime) Call me skeptical, but I think they might be trying to capitalize on the success of another movie, here…. A young lady (Ashley) is into nuns. Like, really into nuns. I guess “obsessed with nuns” is how they put it, which is kind of odd now...
