(Available on Tubi) And yes, I know the Titanic had more smokestacks than the ship in this picture. Duh. Disclaimer: I am a Titanic-phile. When I get buzzed I spout Titanic facts. That’s hardcore (and also a little weird). I have seen the 1997 blockbuster version several times, but I...
(Available on Tubi) Are you sure you’re Zozo? I mean, who are you trying to convince here — us or yourself? A group of friends meet at an isolated lake house for some Halloween fun. They use a Ouija board. Things get interesting, but don’t worry – it’s only interesting...
(Available on Crackle) Some of the more jaded of us might say they are trying to capitalize on the word “conjuring…” The movie begins at a birthday party in 2004 for a little girl at a creepy old orphanage. A bunch of evil little girls bully her into going down...
Actually, it was a hatchet. I mean, that’s what I’ve heard anyway. Heh. I totes didn’t do it. I swear. I was acquitted, remember? Duh. When I saw my stepmother lying there I was like, “What??” And then I was like,“What are you doing down there?” I thought maybe she...
It’s time for a different kind of president…an undead president. Vote for me. I promise not to eat your brains. Hello, My name is Rodney, and I would like to ask for your vote in the next election. Our country has been through a lot in the past 5 years...
Off to the library… Arrrrrr….. I am a ghost arising from the murky depths. I seek revenge against those who wronged me so long ago…..but I am having some trouble finding them. I guess I should say I am seeking revenge on the relatives of those who wronged me, since...
