What should I do now??? Well. I guess we are free to roam about the grounds now, aren’t we? That nice Michael Myers chap seems to have orchestrated a nice little outing for us, hasn’t he? I am not quite sure what to do with my sudden and unexpected freedom....
Also, who moved this paper clip? Memo #465: To All Staff Re: Placement of pencils in office pencil cup Dear Staff, I have noticed of late that SOMEONE has not been paying proper attention to the manner in which pencils are being placed into the communal pencil cup. As you...
Dear Sirs, I write to you with concern for my owner. I suppose it all started a few days ago, when I sharpened my claws on her favorite (and brand new) chair. A perfectly normal thing to do, I’m sure you would agree. But for some reason this seemed to...
This is the worst Christmas Eve ever. Hey. I see you there. What is that you’re doing? Yeah, that’s what I thought you were doing. Who said you could do that? Why would you do that? You’d better put that down. Stop swinging it around! All of that stuff is...
Muffy, Tuffy, and Puffy are the black cats that are identical to each other. Tuffy gets 1/3 of the small white pill every 8 hours. Make sure Tuffy is the one who gets it! Muffy and Puffy throw up all over the place if they get any of it. (Cat...
Well, hi there, young lady. Out of the house, I see. Done cleaning up the kitchen, are you? If you’re looking for the yarn store, I think it’s down the street. Oh. You need help finding a part for your sink? You mean you are cleaning your sink, right? What?...
